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The Republic of Illeagal kindergarten

“Baby baby baby oooh”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: Balder

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Illeagal kindergarten

Population393 million

CurrencyBabies
AnimalNøkk

The Republic of Illeagal kindergarten is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 393 million Illeagal kindergartenians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 25.7%.

The powerhouse Illeagal kindergartenian economy, worth 37.8 trillion Babieses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 96,164 Babieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illeagal kindergarten's national animal is the Nøkk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Illeagal kindergarten is ranked 97,856th in the world and 4,579th in Balder for Highest Economic Output, with 37.8 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 3,442ndTop
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Fattest Citizens: 8,369thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,281stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,801stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,900thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,159th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 183rd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 385th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 438th in the regionMost Influential: 537th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Illeagal kindergarten's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Illeagal kindergarten, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Illeagal kindergarten, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Illeagal kindergarten, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Illeagal kindergarten, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Illeagal kindergarten, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
  • : Following new legislation in Illeagal kindergarten, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : Following new legislation in Illeagal kindergarten, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • : Following new legislation in Illeagal kindergarten, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
  • : Following new legislation in Illeagal kindergarten, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.

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