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The People's Republic of Illinoisan

“State Sovereignty & National Union”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the South Pacific

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Illinoisan

Population983 million

CapitalSpringfield
LeaderKody J Remer

CurrencyIllini Dollar
AnimalNorthern Cardinal

The People's Republic of Illinoisan is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Kody J Remer with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 983 million Illini enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Springfield. The average income tax rate is 41.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Illinican economy, worth 101 trillion Illini Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,089 Illini Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Illinican democracy, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illinoisan's national animal is the Northern Cardinal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Illinoisan is ranked 44,809th in the world and 1,468th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,345.89 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,033rdMost Influential: 3,168thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,769thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 7,788thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,060thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,201stLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,768th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 192nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 241st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 306th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 319th in the regionMost Influential: 352nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 358th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 411th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 460th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Illinoisan, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Illinoisan was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Illinoisan, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Illinican democracy.
  • : Following new legislation in Illinoisan, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Illinoisan, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience.
  • : Following new legislation in Illinoisan, ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism.
  • : Illinoisan was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Illinoisan was endorsed by The Kingdom of Sedunn.
  • : Following new legislation in Illinoisan, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
  • : Following new legislation in Illinoisan, protestors are soaking piles of Illini Dollars in blood to make a point about government incomes.

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