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The 😈😈😈😈😈😈 of Illumitrol

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe

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Illumitrol

Population13.278 billion

CapitalSt Petersburg
Leader😈😈
Faith🔥🔥🔥

Currency🍋🍋🍋
Animal👻👻

The 😈😈😈😈😈😈 of Illumitrol is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 😈😈 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, rampant corporate plagiarism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.278 billion Sheeple are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Petersburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sheeple economy, worth a remarkable 6,486 trillion 🍋🍋🍋s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 488,525 🍋🍋🍋s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vacationing Sheeple expect to be treated as royalty, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, and police nightsticks see use all day long. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illumitrol's national animal is the 👻👻, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 🔥🔥🔥.

Illumitrol is ranked 141,935th in the world and 785th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -7.48 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4thMost Devout: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22ndLargest Black Market: 38thHighest Poor Incomes: 44thMost Corrupt Governments: 46thMost Primitive: 164thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 240thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 249thHighest Average Incomes: 255thHighest Average Tax Rates: 262ndLargest Governments: 265thMost Avoided: 413thLowest Crime Rates: 604thMost Subsidized Industry: 837thFattest Citizens: 854thHighest Economic Output: 913thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,035thMost Efficient Economies: 1,196thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,844thMost Authoritarian: 2,232ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,777thMost Extreme: 6,238thTop
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Most Stationary: 8,062ndMost Conservative: 9,408thMost Income Equality: 9,751stMost Influential: 11,697thLargest Populations: 13,682nd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionMost Income Equality: 38th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 44th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Conservative: 48th in the regionLargest Populations: 49th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, police nightsticks see use all day long.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, vacationing Sheeple expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it".
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, organ donation rates have hit a new low.

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