The Undying Absolutist Kingdom of Illusia and Neverendia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Alyssa Midford with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, enslaved workforce, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.736 billion Illuverendians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enigmastadt. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Illuverendian economy, worth a remarkable 2,437 trillion Illuverendian marks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 361,926 Illuverendian marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illusia and Neverendia's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Illusia and Neverendia is ranked 77,218^th in the world and 3,691^st in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,529.75 on the Hickory Productivity Index.