The Matriarchy of Ilman impi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ilmatar with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 15.455 billion Ilman impians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ilmatar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.3%.

The very strong Ilman impian economy, worth a remarkable 1,018 trillion rahas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 65,883 rahas, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, bris parties are all the rage, and advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Ilmatar's most personal functions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ilman impi's national animal is the scaup.

Ilman impi is ranked 145,816^th in the world and 3^rd in Suomi for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.37 law-abiding acts per hour.