The Empire of Ilurianempire is a massive, genial nation, notable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.028 billion Ilurianempires are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ilur. The average income tax rate is 69.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ilurianempirean economy, worth 107 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,657 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and work creation schemes keep the masses occupied with meaningless tasks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ilurianempire's national animal is the Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ilurianempire is ranked 19,640^th in the world and 305^th in Europe for Most Secular, with 58.65 Atheism Rate.