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The Military Junta of Imperial Akatsuki

“The path of Justice is paved with the blood of our foes”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: The Glorious Evolution

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Imperial Akatsuki

Population14.655 billion

CapitalHarnaidan
LeaderGeneral Kamenev

CurrencySucc
AnimalHollow

The Military Junta of Imperial Akatsuki is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Kamenev with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.655 billion Imperial-Kuatians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harnaidan. The average income tax rate is 5.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial-Kuati economy, worth a remarkable 6,909 trillion Succs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 471,501 Succs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Imperial-Kuati Liberator", politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, and organ donation rates have hit a new low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial Akatsuki's national animal is the Hollow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Imperial Akatsuki is ranked 919th in the world and 2nd in The Glorious Evolution for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,011.96 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 33rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 119thLargest Insurance Industry: 122ndMost Corrupt Governments: 130thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 168thHighest Disposable Incomes: 180thMost Secular: 200thLowest Crime Rates: 203rdHighest Poor Incomes: 263rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 298thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 382ndHighest Average Incomes: 580thLargest Agricultural Sector: 672ndLargest Mining Sector: 721stMost Developed: 883rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 919thLongest Average Lifespans: 934thSmartest Citizens: 940thHealthiest Citizens: 1,135thHighest Economic Output: 1,884thMost Patriotic: 2,457thMost Avoided: 2,641stTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,243rdLargest Governments: 3,630thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,169thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,931stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,023rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,429thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,644thMost Authoritarian: 6,913thMost Conservative: 8,877thMost Efficient Economies: 10,875thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 18,523rdMost Advanced Public Education: 23,352ndLargest Populations: 28,063rd
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Imperial Akatsuki, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • : Following new legislation in Imperial Akatsuki, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Imperial Akatsuki, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Imperial-Kuati Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Imperial Akatsuki, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in Imperial Akatsuki, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in Imperial Akatsuki, radio stations offer prizes to callers who can guess this month's most endangered species.
  • : Following new legislation in Imperial Akatsuki, grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines.
  • : Following new legislation in Imperial Akatsuki, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
  • : Following new legislation in Imperial Akatsuki, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in Imperial Akatsuki, ritual mummification is making a comeback.

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