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The Empire of Imperial American Patriots

“We fight for Peace and Prosperity”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific


Imperial American Patriots

Population1.473 billion

CapitalImperial City
LeaderMaximus Steel

CurrencyUS Dollar
AnimalGray Wolf

The Empire of Imperial American Patriots is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Maximus Steel with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.473 billion Empire of Imperial American Patriotsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial City. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Empire of Imperial American Patriotsian economy, worth 152 trillion US Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 103,542 US Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Imperial American Patriots, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, Imperial City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial American Patriots's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Imperial American Patriots is ranked 126,183rd in the world and 5,255th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,047.39 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,078thMost Influential: 1,518thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 12,446thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,949thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,826thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,456thLowest Crime Rates: 20,923rdLargest Welfare Programs: 21,073rdMost Inclusive: 21,107thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,920thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,060thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,892ndLargest Governments: 24,114th
Most Influential: 633rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 634th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 656th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 745th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 890th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 976th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 189 » New Lakemba, Runeda, Fauzjhia, Omnistria, Yokciq Empire, Territorio di Nessuno, Frances Francis the First of France, Ethnon, Malta Comino Gozo, Ravendi, Heilhum Imperius, Yaorozu, Sundred, Sunto, Andexia, Votak Matim, Selfgradatude, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, Guer Aike, Great Bights Mum, Shibutani, Dabarastan, Napnomadia, Amerian States, Koda-Land, Hamerica, Simone Republic, Lux Conos, Newpromisedland, Zzozona, Corfad, North Bratislava, Clan Spaniel, The Rhein States, Harjad, Interdimensional Zone, Siwale, Orado, Sikol, Kragsgale, Loutsland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Empy, Brucklania, Highton Islands, Prydania, Pallaith, Lulubellia, Libertania Democratica, and 139 others.Eri-Maqa-Ena, Notyoutopia, El Fiji Grande, Eywaan, Kocherian, 1 very fast endotarter, Aerilia, Kranostav, The Endless Eventide, Cretox State, Morover, Orogonia, Visse, Ver Testua, Multius, Illusia and Neverendia, Dangine, Vincone Cae, Xipher, U S Eh, The Iron Lions, Eurochina, Xagill, Holy Oranz, McMasterdonia, Xyrron, Solphine, Daiz, Sil Dorsett, Wineclaw, Shadowrik, Valentine Z, Elvoreto, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chips and Guac, Outer Shenendoah, Magna Banitia, Navsland, Hardscrabble, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Republica Guilleana, Merconitonitopia, Imperial Pieserged, A Salmon Named Harold, Seenvorland, Wilkshire, Draconian Progression, Seanat, Madjack, Joodey, PotatoFarmers, Former English Colony, Pytong, Itallitopia, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Southern Ryland, Religioncord, WeKnow, Advancia-Sizzletown, Testnation223, Bankowiata, East Akra, Kazoo Basin, Pasargad, Good United States of America, United Kahndaq, Beta Cyndriel, Ozstan, The Stratosphere Islands, Cosamaloapan, TLTland, PEG, Maratabat, Vivanco, The Pantheons, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Ellbonnia, The Pleiads, Strongwill, Nodnarb, Yellops, The Jerichowan Country, Free Atlantis, Hewani, Climeria, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Darkmondoria, Godwanna, Svenskskit, His Enduring Majesty, Bharathvarsh, Star Kingdom, Cereskia, GenshinImpact, Xentherida, Zyvetskistaahn, Muqatil, Planes, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Colfes, Moubarakistan, Barabolia, Venicea, Otakus and Weebs, Glurponia, Vesteysia, The Ultimate Republic, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Figyjharli, Gondwanaia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Maott, Questann, Kromi, Lol2639, Katuda, Travislavania, Tyirza, Super Girl, BTProductions, Alexander the Magnus, Steampunk Ariel, Siforpeo, Aryan Homeland, Mon Island, Centrialand, Tsandonown, Siberian Workforce, Uzbek Khan, and Korean-Joseon.

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