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The Dictatorship of Incindia Village

“Clean burning pyromancy” Incindia Fuego

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Confederation of Corrupt Dictators

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Incindia Village

Population8.553 billion

CapitalIncindia Village
LeaderIncindia Fuego
FaithThe Great Cult of Incindia Fuego

CurrencyFuegobucks
AnimalLava Shark

The Dictatorship of Incindia Village is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Incindia Fuego with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.553 billion Incindia Villagers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incindia Village. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient an Incindia Villagean economy, worth a remarkable 5,755 trillion Fuegobucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 672,971 Fuegobucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and motorbike jousters live young and die fast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Incindia Village's national animal is the Lava Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Great Cult of Incindia Fuego.

Incindia Village is ranked 155,462nd in the world and 553rd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Devout, with 4.2 Prayers Per Hour.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 37thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 54thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 62ndMost Corrupt Governments: 64thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 69thHighest Average Incomes: 73rdLargest Mining Sector: 76thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 113thLargest Black Market: 121stMost Avoided: 169thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 174thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 202ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 220thHighest Poor Incomes: 271stLowest Crime Rates: 276thLargest Insurance Industry: 293rdFattest Citizens: 357thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 383rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 408thMost Scientifically Advanced: 414thLargest Governments: 616thLargest Agricultural Sector: 650thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 651stLargest Retail Industry: 657thMost Subsidized Industry: 724thHighest Economic Output: 1,168thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,250thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,228thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,263rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,666thMost Influential: 3,302ndSmartest Citizens: 3,522ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,665thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,394thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,578thMost Efficient Economies: 4,780thMost Conservative: 5,254thRudest Citizens: 5,791stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,051stMost Authoritarian: 6,852ndTop
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Most Secular: 13,381stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,609thMost Extreme: 16,150th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 31st in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 35th in the regionRudest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionMost Stationary: 65th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Incindia Village, motorbike jousters live young and die fast.
  • : Following new legislation in Incindia Village, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Incindia Village, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers.
  • : Following new legislation in Incindia Village, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams.
  • : Following new legislation in Incindia Village, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country.
  • : Following new legislation in Incindia Village, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
  • : Following new legislation in Incindia Village, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem.
  • : Following new legislation in Incindia Village, community centers have arisen from the ashes of demolished houses of worship.
  • : Following new legislation in Incindia Village, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Incindia Village, game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Lava Shark Sea.

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