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The Dictatorship of Incindia Village

“Clean burning pyromancy” Incindia Fuego

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Confederation of Corrupt Dictators

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Incindia Village

Population10.117 billion

CapitalIncindia Village
LeaderIncindia Fuego
FaithThe Great Cult of Incindia Fuego

CurrencyFuegobucks
AnimalLava Shark

The Dictatorship of Incindia Village is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Incindia Fuego with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.117 billion Incindia Villagers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incindia Village. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient an Incindia Villagean economy, worth a remarkable 7,652 trillion Fuegobucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 756,424 Fuegobucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, Lava Shark populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, and policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Incindia Village's national animal is the Lava Shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is The Great Cult of Incindia Fuego.

Incindia Village is ranked 207,604th in the world and 411th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -17.25 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 28thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35thMost Corrupt Governments: 43rdHighest Average Incomes: 50thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 51stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 53rdLargest Mining Sector: 61stLargest Black Market: 106thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 148thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 152ndMost Avoided: 158thLowest Crime Rates: 184thLargest Information Technology Sector: 203rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 207thLargest Insurance Industry: 231stMost Scientifically Advanced: 284thMost Armed: 312thFattest Citizens: 357thLargest Governments: 375thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 390thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 413thLargest Retail Industry: 651stMost Subsidized Industry: 671stHighest Economic Output: 747thMost Secular: 848thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,168thMost Efficient Economies: 1,185thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,248thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,447thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,555thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,561stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,589thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,977thSmartest Citizens: 2,028thTop
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Most Influential: 2,560thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,730thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,827thMost Conservative: 5,502ndMost Authoritarian: 5,811thRudest Citizens: 6,293rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,363rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,285thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 15,281stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,668thMost Extreme: 17,325th
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 21st in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionMost Conservative: 38th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Incindia Village, policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall.
  • : Following new legislation in Incindia Village, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Incindia Village, Lava Shark populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions.
  • : Following new legislation in Incindia Village, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.
  • : Following new legislation in Incindia Village, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in Incindia Village, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Incindia Village, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Incindia Fuego.
  • : Following new legislation in Incindia Village, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.
  • : Following new legislation in Incindia Village, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
  • : Following new legislation in Incindia Village, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.

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