The People's Republic of INDOLAYPHILI is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 470 million Rice are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palawan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.6%.

The thriving Soldier economy, worth 31.7 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 67,490 Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

The military has quashed a recent coup attempt, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, and Soldier actors literally work from cradle to grave. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. INDOLAYPHILI's national animal is the Tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

INDOLAYPHILI is ranked 91,872^nd in the world and 4^th in UNITED COMMUNIST LAND for Most Primitive, scoring 19.15 on the Scary Big Number Scale.