The Kingdom of Indoskovia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Reid The I with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.137 billion Indoskovians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vientiane. The average income tax rate is 56.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Indoskovian economy, worth 94.2 trillion Indoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,886 Indoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and Indoskovians incessantly needle their doctors for relief. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Indoskovia's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Indoskovia is ranked 112,025^th in the world and 4,701^st in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,519.84 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.