The Republic of Inequatia is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 7.748 billion Inequatians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Administration, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Inequatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,283 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 423,732 currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,954,500 per year while the poor average 3,994, a ratio of 990 to 1.

Leader's office is running a trade deficit of midnight oil, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, and tweenage nobles order army regiments to do their homework for them. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Inequatia's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Inequatia is ranked 307,254^th in the world and 47^th in Vickenian experiment incubator for Most Primitive, scoring -399.38 on the Scary Big Number Scale.