The Kingdom of Infant Island is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leo with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 5.009 billion Infant Islandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saturniidaevale. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Infant Islandian economy, worth 506 trillion florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,111 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Infant Islandian Space Agency, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Infant Island. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Infant Island's national animal is the moth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Infant Island is ranked 273,190^th in the world and 3^rd in Runcina ex Praegrandis Entia for Most Secular, with 11.33 Atheism Rate.