The Land of the north of Inferior is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Supreme Council of Inferior with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.679 billion Inferiorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inferior Springs. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inferiorian economy, worth 198 trillion Iroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,316 Iroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, and pranking is an art form. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Inferior's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Inferiorian.

Inferior is ranked 55,040^th in the world and 1,062^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 29.52 flags saluted per person per day.