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The Utopia of Insaniragica

“Where is my God” Insane Payne

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Forest of the Fallen

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Insaniragica

Population19.552 billion

CapitalInsaniragica City
LeaderInsane Payne
FaithInsanipaynity

CurrencyLunary Shard
AnimalCanife

The Utopia of Insaniragica is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Insane Payne with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 19.552 billion Insaniragicans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insaniragica City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Insaniragican economy, worth a remarkable 3,667 trillion Lunary Shards a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 187,595 Lunary Shards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, billions of Lunary Shards are being poured into a space program, and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Insaniragica's national animal is the Canife, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Insanipaynity.

Insaniragica is ranked 68th in the world and 1st in Forest of the Fallen for Most Beautiful Environments, with 10,826.44 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 65thMost Beautiful Environments: 68thBest Weather: 76thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 123rdMost Advanced Public Education: 136thMost Advanced Public Transport: 267thMost Pacifist: 377thMost Devout: 453rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 467thLargest Welfare Programs: 565thMost Developed: 576thLowest Crime Rates: 628thLongest Average Lifespans: 651stLargest Governments: 687thHealthiest Citizens: 1,193rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,610thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,808thSafest: 2,275thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,374thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,324thHighest Economic Output: 3,466thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,753rdNicest Citizens: 6,072ndMost Inclusive: 6,276thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,294thMost Income Equality: 7,222ndLargest Populations: 7,982ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,006thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,057thMost Cultured: 8,265thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,209thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,398thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,292ndHighest Drug Use: 22,209thMost Efficient Economies: 22,365th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Insaniragica, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
  • : Following new legislation in Insaniragica, billions of Lunary Shards are being poured into a space program.
  • : Following new legislation in Insaniragica, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Insaniragica, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Insaniragica, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.
  • : Following new legislation in Insaniragica, builders across Insaniragica are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Insaniragica, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Insaniragica, people typically base their votes on which party has the cutest logo.
  • : Following new legislation in Insaniragica, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Insaniragica, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.

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