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The Protectorate of Intergalactic Super Pandas

“Mmmmm... Bamboo....”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Balder


Intergalactic Super Pandas

Population6.599 billion

CapitalSilver City
LeaderRev Silverspine

Animalred panda

The Protectorate of Intergalactic Super Pandas is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Rev Silverspine with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 6.599 billion Intergalactic Super Pandarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silver City. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Intergalactic Super Pandarian economy, worth 961 trillion Shinies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,752 Shinies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, and childhood friends of Rev Silverspine are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Intergalactic Super Pandas's national animal is the red panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Intergalactic Super Pandas is ranked 131,053rd in the world and 5,795th in Balder for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.54 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 341stTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,904thMost Developed: 3,872ndSafest: 4,704thMost Efficient Economies: 4,874thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,955thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,960thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,153rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,184thMost Inclusive: 5,736thMost Secular: 6,014thMost Pacifist: 6,079thSmartest Citizens: 6,275thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,326thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,085thLowest Crime Rates: 8,090thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,432ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,811thMost Influential: 9,172ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,331stMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,244thBest Weather: 10,827thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,618thLargest Governments: 11,901stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,037thHighest Average Incomes: 13,398thNicest Citizens: 13,841stHighest Economic Output: 15,073rd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the regionMost Influential: 58th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Developed: 158th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 217th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 226th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 255th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 260th in the regionSafest: 265th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 278th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 281st in the regionMost Inclusive: 282nd in the regionMost Secular: 291st in the regionMost Stationary: 336th in the regionMost Pacifist: 363rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 364th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 447th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 463rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 548th in the regionBest Weather: 577th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 619th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 632nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 642nd in the regionLargest Governments: 661st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 694th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 717th in the region

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