The Syndycalist Republic of Intlyiatin is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Committee of Social Justice with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 31.331 billion Intlyi are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necrothorn. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Intlyi economy, worth a remarkable 5,634 trillion winds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 179,831 winds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Intlyi Navy, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Intlyi language, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, and the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Intlyiatin's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Intlyiatin is ranked 2,735^th in the world and 56^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 98.68 flags saluted per person per day.