The Please don't tg me for endo of Inven is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Franz Liszt with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.614 billion Inv-nians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cr-ativ. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Inv-nian economy, worth a remarkable 3,266 trillion ISDS a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 258,955 ISDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Replacement organs are grown in vats, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inven's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is ism.

Inven is ranked 9,585^th in the world and 381^st in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 120 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.