The Glorious Soviet Leader of Iosif Vissarionovich Stalin is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Иосиф Сталин with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.401 billion Soviets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Сталинград. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Soviet economy, worth 80.5 trillion Soviet Roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 23,665 Soviet Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Иосиф Сталин has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Soviet language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iosif Vissarionovich Stalin's national animal is the Bear.

Iosif Vissarionovich Stalin is ranked 48,320^th in the world and 6^th in Moscow Kremlin for Most Patriotic, with 32.56 flags saluted per person per day.