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The New Order Republic of Ireland Isles

“There is no shame in failure.” Boris Petrov

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Lazarus

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Ireland Isles

Population8.565 billion

CapitalStag City
LeaderBoris Petrov
FaithSecular

CurrencyShillings
AnimalStag

The New Order Republic of Ireland Isles is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Boris Petrov with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.565 billion Irishmens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stag City. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ireland Islesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,814 trillion Shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 211,796 Shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, and Irishmens believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ireland Isles's national animal is the Stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secular.

Ireland Isles is ranked 19,696th in the world and 828th in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,828.25 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,512thLargest Governments: 3,041stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,088thMost Developed: 3,120thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,392ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,430thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,440thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,467thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,538thSmartest Citizens: 3,841stLowest Crime Rates: 3,997thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,134thMost Inclusive: 4,343rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,523rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,555thMost Influential: 4,584thHighest Average Incomes: 4,789thMost Efficient Economies: 4,922ndMost Cultured: 5,023rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,214thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,204thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,283rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,299thHighest Economic Output: 6,912thNicest Citizens: 7,292ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,518thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,127thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,308thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,081stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,694thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,403rdSafest: 11,735thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,709thMost Average: 13,202ndRudest Citizens: 13,390thMost Stationary: 13,444th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 119th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 121st in the regionMost Developed: 130th in the regionMost Influential: 137th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 143rd in the regionLargest Governments: 153rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 153rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 165th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 174th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 202nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 202nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 203rd in the regionMost Stationary: 208th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 214th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 216th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 242nd in the regionMost Cultured: 257th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 276th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 283rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 287th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 322nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 324th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 388th in the regionNicest Citizens: 397th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 397th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 403rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 421st in the regionMost Average: 429th in the regionRudest Citizens: 466th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 467th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 528th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ireland Isles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Ireland Isles changed its national nation type to "New Order Republic".
  • : Ireland Isles altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Ireland Isles, Irishmens believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are.
  • : Following new legislation in Ireland Isles, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass.
  • : Ireland Isles lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Ireland Isles, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Ireland Isles, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels.
  • : Following new legislation in Ireland Isles, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ireland Isles, nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization.

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