The Missteps and Mishaps of Iron Fist Grizzlies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Xavier Darwin with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory vegetarianism, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.228 billion Iron Fist Grizzlies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Treehouse. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Iron Fist Grizzliesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,880 trillion Forests a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 267,755 Forests, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 756,881 per year while the poor average 75,782, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, and students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iron Fist Grizzlies's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gaia.

Iron Fist Grizzlies is ranked 325,103^rd in the world and 46^th in Testregionia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -15.1 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.