Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Reasonable |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Superpower
Location: Caplyval
Population | 5.72 billion |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | fox |
The Practiced Perfection of Isabela Madrigal is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.72 billion Isabela Madrigalians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.
The large but inefficient Isabela Madrigalian economy, worth 261 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,748 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority"), foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isabela Madrigal's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Isabela Madrigal is ranked 76,096th in the world and 1st in Caplyval for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,891.73 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Isabela Madrigal, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
- : Following new legislation in Isabela Madrigal, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular.
- : Following new legislation in Isabela Madrigal, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
- : Following new legislation in Isabela Madrigal, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority").
- : Following new legislation in Isabela Madrigal, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
- : Following new legislation in Isabela Madrigal, smoking is banned in public areas.
- : Following new legislation in Isabela Madrigal, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.
- : Following new legislation in Isabela Madrigal, artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece.
- : Following new legislation in Isabela Madrigal, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash".
- : Following new legislation in Isabela Madrigal, postcards from Isabela Madrigalian driving test centres are popular souvenirs.