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The Clingy Passive-Aggression of ISFJs

“Let's wash our troubles away with a bowl of ice-cream”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Weak
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: MBTI

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ISFJs

Population7.646 billion

LeaderMrs Doyle

Currencydollar
Animalrabbit

The Clingy Passive-Aggression of ISFJs is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Mrs Doyle with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 7.646 billion ISFJsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped ISFJsian economy, worth 213 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,922 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, and the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ISFJs's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ISFJs is ranked 34,461st in the world and 12th in MBTI for Most Stationary, with 1,291.28873607468 days.

Top
5%
Most Primitive: 4,050thMost Pacifist: 8,130thSafest: 11,412thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,280thTop
10%
Most Devout: 15,895thNicest Citizens: 18,313thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,566thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,693rdMost Authoritarian: 22,280thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,548thMost Conservative: 27,431stMost Cheerful Citizens: 28,985thBest Weather: 29,004th
Top
10%
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ISFJs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : ISFJs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : ISFJs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : ISFJs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : ISFJs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : ISFJs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : ISFJs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : ISFJs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : ISFJs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : ISFJs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

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