The Socialists Republic of Isla De Militarias is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Presidente Adrianeo Gonzalo with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 21.706 billion Militareňos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plama. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient militar economy, worth a remarkable 4,080 trillion Rawas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,010 Rawas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, devotion to God is only skin-deep, the official Militar Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isla De Militarias's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Isla De Militarias is ranked 6,672^nd in the world and 2^nd in Novus Lucidum for Most Developed, scoring 92.53 on the Human Development Index.