The Regional Republic of Isla De Militarias is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Presidente Adrianeo Gonzalo with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 20.222 billion Militareňos are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philistine. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient militar economy, worth a remarkable 3,791 trillion Rawas a year, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 187,511 Rawas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isla De Militarias's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Isla De Militarias is ranked 57,403^rd in the world and 17^th in Novus Lucidum for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,392.32 on the Hickory Productivity Index.