The Republic of Isla De Militarias is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Presidente Adrianeo Gonzalo with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 18.12 billion Militareňos are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philistine. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient militar economy, worth a remarkable 3,349 trillion Marcadoes a year, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,865 Marcadoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, the arms industry is strictly regulated, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isla De Militarias's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Isla De Militarias is ranked 132,817^th in the world and 45^th in Novus Lucidum for Most Politically Free, scoring 12.14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.