The Community of Islanderstan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Stan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.807 billion Islanderstanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Townsville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The strong Islanderstanian economy, worth 398 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 40,647 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 221,946 per year while the poor average 3,809, a ratio of 58.3 to 1.

There's more hugging than talking in most talk shows, one does not simply walk into the tundra, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Islanderstan's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Islanderstan is ranked 148,301^st in the world and 2^nd in the great empire of the wise leader for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 37,801.73 Standard Monetary Units.