The A Game Mod went all the way to looking up my nation and all they gave me was this lousy pre-title of Islands Of Ventro is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Almighty Cow with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 10.009 billion Islands Of V∑ntroanoanoanoanoanoanoanoanoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Island of V∑ntro City. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Islands Of V∑ntroanoanoanoanoanoanoanoanoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,138 trillion Gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 213,645 Gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, a division of tanks navigating "as the crow flies" has driven into a ravine, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islands Of Ventro's national animal is the V∑ntroanoanoanoanoanoan gr∑∑n duck trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Sci∑nc∑.

Islands Of Ventro is ranked 314,032^nd in the world and 327^th in The Wellspring for Most Primitive, scoring -763.12 on the Scary Big Number Scale.