The Idolater of Isolated Isomer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Isosceles with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 21.825 billion Isolated Isomerians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isocline. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Isolated Isomerian economy, worth a remarkable 4,205 trillion Yen a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,688 Yen, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 648,868 per year while the poor average 42,393, a ratio of 15.3 to 1.

Government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, wandering Isolated Isomerians are known for their one-track minds, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, and smart fridges sing the praises of Isolationism for fear of being iced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isolated Isomer's national animal is the Black Bear Ghost, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Isolationism.

Isolated Isomer is ranked 10,227^th in the world and 469^th in Balder for Nudest, with 1,006.5 cheeks per square mile.