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The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli Airstrikes

“Remember: We can always make it worse.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: The Black Hawks

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Israeli Airstrikes

Population38.049 billion

CapitalJoseph City
LeaderJoseph
FaithJosephism

Currencymoney
Animalviper

The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli Airstrikes is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, aversion to nipples, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.049 billion follower of Josephs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 35,868 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 942,687 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,901,800 per year while the poor average 236,583, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

There's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and illegal immigration remains a hot topic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Israeli Airstrikes's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Israeli Airstrikes is ranked 2,150th in the world and 4th in The Black Hawks for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 98.53 Effective Tax Rate.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 3rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12thLargest Black Market: 14thLargest Mining Sector: 20thHighest Average Incomes: 23rdHighest Economic Output: 28thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 35thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 45thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 50thLargest Agricultural Sector: 51stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 84thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 129thMost Corrupt Governments: 211thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 235thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 256thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 266thMost Patriotic: 287thMost Avoided: 314thLargest Governments: 319thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 372ndMost Efficient Economies: 424thMost Subsidized Industry: 433rdFattest Citizens: 451stLowest Crime Rates: 567thMost Advanced Public Transport: 608thMost Stationary: 872ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,200thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,527thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,150thLargest Populations: 2,196thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,518thTop
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Most Primitive: 4,711thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,352ndRudest Citizens: 7,469thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,920thMost Influential: 8,947thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,375thMost Conservative: 12,838thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,268thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 20,220thSmartest Citizens: 20,542ndMost Developed: 28,803rdLargest Gambling Industry: 31,244thMost Authoritarian: 32,075th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Primitive: 8th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies, Most Zombified, and Most Dead.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Baby shark of Tyrannical Porcupines United, infecting 1,780 million survivors.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from Rossiya barshekiv, infecting 11 million survivors.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from Rossiya barshekiv, infecting 24 million survivors.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The automaton, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The automaton, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The automaton, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from Rossiya barshekiv, infecting 19 million survivors.
  • : Israeli Airstrikes was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The automaton, infecting 1 million survivors.

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