The Democratic Republic of It beste numer is twa is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, soft-spoken computers, and daily referendums. The quiet, industrious population of 8.951 billion It beste numer is twans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 23.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The It beste numer is twan economy, worth 553 trillion Twoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 61,844 Twoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", babies are a small but significant export, and lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. It beste numer is twa's national animal is the Twins, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

It beste numer is twa is ranked 81,101^st in the world and 3^rd in Rex Duos for Nudest, with 181.75 cheeks per square mile.