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The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia

“The Work of a Nation” Mountain Dewus Junior

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific

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Itallitopia

Population4.313 billion

Capitalreme
LeaderMountain Dewus Junior
FaithLalaism

CurrencyWorkers Stamp
AnimalMountain Dew

The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, prohibition of alcohol, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.313 billion Itallitopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of reme. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,381 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 320,420 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vacationing Itallitopians expect to be treated as royalty, military spending is on the increase, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, and creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lalaism.

Itallitopia is ranked 145,181st in the world and 7,188th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6.93 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 177thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 215thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 285thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 398thHighest Poor Incomes: 406thMost Influential: 715thLargest Information Technology Sector: 980thLargest Black Market: 1,067thHighest Average Incomes: 1,280thTop
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Most Armed: 1,610thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,759thLargest Governments: 2,836thLargest Mining Sector: 2,895thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,424thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,561stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,411thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,429thMost Avoided: 5,038thSmartest Citizens: 5,111thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,044thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,126thMost Authoritarian: 7,459thMost Cultured: 7,483rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 8,174thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,739thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,180thHighest Economic Output: 9,679thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,181stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,832ndMost Inclusive: 12,165thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,064th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 41st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 55th in the regionMost Armed: 57th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 88th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 96th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 129th in the regionLargest Governments: 132nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 135th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 162nd in the regionMost Avoided: 169th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 209th in the regionMost Influential: 260th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 277th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 290th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 294th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 302nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 310th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 334th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 345th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 375th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 382nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 408th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 411th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 478th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 579th in the regionMost Stationary: 586th in the regionMost Inclusive: 724th in the region

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