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The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia

“The Work of a Nation”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific



Population7.874 billion

LeaderMountain Dewus Junior
FaithItallitopian Orthodox

CurrencyWorkers Stamp
AnimalMountain Dew

The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.874 billion Itallitopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reme. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,835 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 360,132 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They who do not work shall not eat, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Mountain Dewus Junior's desk. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Itallitopian Orthodox.

Itallitopia is ranked 62,102nd in the world and 2,780th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 619.81 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 155thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 170thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 250thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 327thHighest Poor Incomes: 415thMost Influential: 606thLargest Black Market: 768thMost Armed: 874thLargest Information Technology Sector: 876thHighest Average Incomes: 1,138thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,884thTop
Largest Governments: 2,461stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,728thMost Developed: 3,686thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,880thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,327thLargest Mining Sector: 4,368thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,376thSmartest Citizens: 4,572ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,864thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,176thHighest Economic Output: 5,206thRudest Citizens: 6,104thMost Efficient Economies: 6,205thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,755thMost Cultured: 7,238thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,437thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,191stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,487thTop
Most Inclusive: 13,074thLowest Crime Rates: 14,242ndMost Stationary: 15,652ndMost Secular: 22,332ndHealthiest Citizens: 24,419th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 107th in the regionLargest Governments: 135th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 151st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 153rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 160th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 209th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 210th in the regionMost Influential: 213th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 215th in the regionMost Developed: 226th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 248th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 252nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 259th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 269th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 300th in the regionRudest Citizens: 331st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 346th in the regionMost Stationary: 354th in the regionMost Cultured: 360th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 408th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 409th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 473rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 752nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 787th in the regionLargest Populations: 824th in the region

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