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The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia

“The Work of a Nation”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific



Population6.442 billion

LeaderMountain Dewus Junior
FaithItallitopian Orthodox

CurrencyWorkers Stamp
AnimalMountain Dew

The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.442 billion Itallitopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reme. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,391 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 371,238 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked, and the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Itallitopian Orthodox.

Itallitopia is ranked 63,787th in the world and 3,090th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,102.96 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 148thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 160thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 211thHighest Poor Incomes: 277thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 362ndMost Influential: 638thLargest Black Market: 768thMost Armed: 824thLargest Information Technology Sector: 833rdHighest Average Incomes: 990thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,803rdTop
Largest Governments: 2,407thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,874thLargest Mining Sector: 3,264thMost Developed: 3,651stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,667thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,067thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,114thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,249thSmartest Citizens: 4,514thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,710thHighest Economic Output: 5,910thMost Efficient Economies: 6,039thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,760thMost Cultured: 7,199thMost Avoided: 7,643rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,906thRudest Citizens: 8,073rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,599thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,361stMost Inclusive: 13,882ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,304thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,001stMost Stationary: 17,205thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,087thMost Authoritarian: 19,986th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 54th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 101st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 102nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 112th in the regionLargest Governments: 119th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 143rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 158th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 175th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 196th in the regionMost Developed: 206th in the regionMost Influential: 220th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 228th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 229th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 241st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 277th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 281st in the regionMost Avoided: 293rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 334th in the regionMost Cultured: 361st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 397th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 398th in the regionMost Stationary: 409th in the regionRudest Citizens: 428th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 669th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 678th in the regionLargest Populations: 814th in the regionMost Inclusive: 816th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 914th in the region

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