The Kingdom of Itatekoha is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 351 million Itatekohans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The very strong Itatekohan economy, worth 26.0 trillion Latins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 73,997 Latins, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

History textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Itatekohans make research institutes rich, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and the atmosphere in Itatekohan boardrooms is turning more gay. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Itatekoha's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Itatekoha is ranked 181,915^th in the world and 577^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -65.19 on the Scary Big Number Scale.