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The United Kingdom of Itini

“Strength Through People” Mari Ajaxin

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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Itini

Population9.005 billion

CapitalEsory City
LeaderMari Ajaxin

CurrencyItsis
AnimalWolf

The United Kingdom of Itini is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mari Ajaxin with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, devout population of 9.005 billion Itinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esory City. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Itinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,327 trillion Itses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 147,365 Itses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itini's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Itini is ranked 142,234th in the world and 106th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Stationary, with 195.1230001212 days.

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5%
Most Influential: 6,247thLowest Crime Rates: 7,022ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,499thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,207thHealthiest Citizens: 9,076thLargest Governments: 9,353rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,362ndMost Developed: 9,373rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,026thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,116thMost Inclusive: 12,081stMost Advanced Public Education: 12,110thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,130thBest Weather: 12,571stHighest Food Quality: 13,092ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,482ndSmartest Citizens: 13,536thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,625thTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,386thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,400thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,537thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,845thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,210thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,217thMost Devout: 17,562ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,883rdMost Efficient Economies: 18,647thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,049thMost Cultured: 20,249thHighest Economic Output: 20,786thHighest Average Incomes: 23,180thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,290thMost Income Equality: 27,411thLargest Welfare Programs: 28,124thMost Cheerful Citizens: 28,605th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionTop
10%
Most Patriotic: 14th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Itini, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
  • : Following new legislation in Itini, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Itini, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade.
  • : Following new legislation in Itini, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
  • : Following new legislation in Itini, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
  • : Following new legislation in Itini, restaurants have added Molotov cocktails to the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Itini, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
  • : Itini was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Itini, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Itini was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.

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