Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly
Population | 9.005 billion |
Capital | Esory City |
Leader | Mari Ajaxin |
Currency | Itsis |
Animal | Wolf |
The United Kingdom of Itini is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mari Ajaxin with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, devout population of 9.005 billion Itinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esory City. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Itinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,327 trillion Itses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 147,365 Itses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itini's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Itini is ranked 142,234th in the world and 106th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Stationary, with 195.1230001212 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Itini, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
- : Following new legislation in Itini, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Itini, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade.
- : Following new legislation in Itini, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in Itini, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
- : Following new legislation in Itini, restaurants have added Molotov cocktails to the menu.
- : Following new legislation in Itini, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
- : Itini was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Itini, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
- : Itini was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.