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The United States of Its Hell

“Welcome to walmart get your stuff and get out”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Newcomer

Location: Osiris


Its Hell

Population4.082 billion

CapitalNinth Circle
LeaderLucifer Morningstar

CurrencySulfur Disc

The United States of Its Hell is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lucifer Morningstar with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 4.082 billion Hellians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ninth Circle. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hellian economy, worth 422 trillion Sulfur Discs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,489 Sulfur Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, saying "don't do anything that Lucifer Morningstar wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre, and political cartoons depicting Lucifer Morningstar's face on a Bat's buttocks are selling like hotcakes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Its Hell's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Satanisim.

Its Hell is ranked 159,793rd in the world and 5,457th in Osiris for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.31 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Influential: 1,460thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,367thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,340thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,966thBest Weather: 12,506thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,846thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,174thHealthiest Citizens: 13,766thMost Developed: 13,815thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,139thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,313thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,407thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,032ndMost Subsidized Industry: 18,628thMost Cultured: 19,847thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,638th
Most Influential: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 445th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 633rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 634th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 648th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 669th in the regionBest Weather: 693rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 710th in the regionMost Developed: 722nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 765th in the region

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