The Free Land of Itty bitty kitty comity is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 345 million Itty bitty kitty comityians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.0%.

The very strong Itty bitty kitty comityian economy, worth 20.4 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,224 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Itty bitty kitty comity's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Itty bitty kitty comity is ranked 231,130^th in the world and 17^th in Austin Texa storage for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 86.32 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.