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The Kingdom of Iwaku Gaurdian 3

“Unity Is Forged Through Love And Kindness””

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The Glorious Nations of Iwaku

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Iwaku Gaurdian 3

Population3.264 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalMable

The Kingdom of Iwaku Gaurdian 3 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.264 billion Iwaku Gaurdian 3ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Iwaku Gaurdian 3ian economy, worth 466 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,010 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, and the latest superhero movie features a caped Mable with adamantium claws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iwaku Gaurdian 3's national animal is the Mable, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Iwaku Gaurdian 3 is ranked 73,934th in the world and 259th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 314.04 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,793rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,802ndLargest Black Market: 6,456thMost Devout: 7,308thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,312thLargest Mining Sector: 8,717thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,016thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,789thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 11,574thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,763rdHighest Average Incomes: 15,282ndMost Authoritarian: 15,311thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,247thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,286thMost Efficient Economies: 18,675th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Devout: 27th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 29th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 34th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 48th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Iwaku Gaurdian 3, the latest superhero movie features a caped Mable with adamantium claws.
  • : Following new legislation in Iwaku Gaurdian 3, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Iwaku Gaurdian 3, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Iwaku Gaurdian 3, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Iwaku Gaurdian 3, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Iwaku Gaurdian 3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Iwaku Gaurdian 3, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first.
  • : Following new legislation in Iwaku Gaurdian 3, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Iwaku Gaurdian 3, one-word headlines are the norm in Iwaku Gaurdian 3ian newspapers.
  • : Following new legislation in Iwaku Gaurdian 3, walking to the local pizza parlour earns a lovely sports participation ribbon.

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