Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: Radicalanian Workhouse
Population | 2.997 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | tiger |
The United Socialist States of IWCA 033 is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.997 billion IWCA 033ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 64.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient IWCA 033ian economy, worth 313 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,721 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IWCA 033's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
IWCA 033 is ranked 204,588th in the world and 35th in Radicalanian Workhouse for Most Stationary, with 42.1812924484 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in IWCA 033, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in IWCA 033, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
- : Following new legislation in IWCA 033, nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue.
- : Following new legislation in IWCA 033, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
- : Following new legislation in IWCA 033, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in IWCA 033, taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty.
- : Following new legislation in IWCA 033, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.
- : Following new legislation in IWCA 033, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
- : Following new legislation in IWCA 033, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order.
- : Following new legislation in IWCA 033, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms.