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The Republic of Izan770

“Mission Accomplished”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Thaecia

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Izan770

Population5.619 billion

Currencypound
Animalhorse

The Republic of Izan770 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, complete lack of prisons, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.619 billion Izan770ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Izan770ian economy, worth 982 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 174,784 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 810,144 per year while the poor average 22,705, a ratio of 35.7 to 1.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, Izan770 has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies, and it's rare to find an unchewed pencil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Izan770's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Izan770 is ranked 43,766th in the world and 30th in Thaecia for Most Stationary, with 325.33525706308 Days.

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Largest Retail Industry: 258thMost Ignorant Citizens: 835thMost Devout: 1,381stTop
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Best Weather: 2,185thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,754thMost Efficient Economies: 2,906thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,144thRudest Citizens: 3,697thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,895thMost Armed: 4,305thMost Influential: 4,513thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,541stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,740thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,745thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,027thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,455thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,860thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,298thHighest Average Incomes: 9,066thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,966thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,281stLowest Crime Rates: 16,134thLargest Governments: 16,306thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,936thHighest Economic Output: 17,088thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,078thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,089thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,388th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Stationary: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 36th in the regionLargest Black Market: 37th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Izan770, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Izan770, Izan770 has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Izan770, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
  • : Following new legislation in Izan770, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Izan770, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
  • : Following new legislation in Izan770, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
  • : Izan770 was endorsed by The Republic of Castarilia.
  • : Izan770 was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Broustan.
  • : Following new legislation in Izan770, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Izan770, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.

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