The Kanye is in his festive mood of Izern is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kanye West with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.232 billion Izernians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Side Chicago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Izernian economy, worth 850 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 200,952 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,175,149 per year while the poor average 16,129, a ratio of 72.9 to 1.

Chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, it isn't wise to fall out with Izern, the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough', and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Izern's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Izern is ranked 219,499^th in the world and 3,889^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 28,937.15 Standard Monetary Units.