Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Balder
Population | 8.382 billion |
Capital | St Morgana |
Leader | Izort the Merciful |
Faith | Izortianism |
Currency | izor |
Animal | crocodile |
The Protected Peoples of Izortia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Izort the Merciful with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, vat-grown people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.382 billion Izortians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Morgana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Izortian economy, worth a remarkable 1,884 trillion izors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 224,865 izors, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.
Foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, people are often woken up by rubbish music, and diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Izortia's national animal is the crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Izortianism.
Izortia is ranked 62,782nd in the world and 596th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 751.92237988048 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Izortia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Izortia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Izortia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Izortia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Izortia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Izortia, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left.
- : Following new legislation in Izortia, people are often woken up by rubbish music.
- : Following new legislation in Izortia, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
- : Following new legislation in Izortia, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
- : Following new legislation in Izortia, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.