The Christian Nation of Jacota is a massive, genial nation, ruled by the Representative with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.177 billion Jacotans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esbyan. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jacotan economy, worth 130 trillion Jacota Kristians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 110,867 Jacota Kristians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is avowedly secular, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jacota's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Jacota is ranked 6,632^nd in the world and 6^th in Christians for Most Pacifist, with 143.53 cheeks turned per day.