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The August Bastion of Jaegerpondonia

“Get off my lawn.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: 10000 Islands

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Jaegerpondonia

Population787 million

CapitalSylvania
LeaderJaeger Sylva

Currencybit
AnimalEarth Pony

The August Bastion of Jaegerpondonia is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Jaeger Sylva with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 787 million Jaegerpondonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sylvania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Jaegerpondonian economy, worth 101 trillion bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 129,135 bits, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and governments opposing Jaegerpondonia are beset by rebels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaegerpondonia's national animal is the Earth Pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jaegerpondonia is ranked 149,976th in the world and 890th in 10000 Islands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.86 percentage of bribes refused.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 855thTop
5%
Most Influential: 3,227thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,777thLargest Retail Industry: 7,378thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,518thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,219thTop
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Most Cultured: 14,208thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,943rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,365thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,157thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,456thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,480thMost Efficient Economies: 20,571stMost Developed: 21,238thMost Patriotic: 21,714thHighest Average Incomes: 22,195thSmartest Citizens: 23,437thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,462ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,861stLargest Publishing Industry: 25,225th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 91st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 118th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 141st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 143rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 144th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 152nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, governments opposing Jaegerpondonia are beset by rebels.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Jaegerpondonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
  • : Jaegerpondonia endorsed The Federation of The Stultocracy.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Sylvania make great practice for foreign snipers.
  • : Jaegerpondonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn A Bloodred Moon".
  • : Jaegerpondonia was endorsed by The Federation of The Stultocracy.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 202 » Faradova, Free Land of Rebellium, The Awesome Blue Order, Blogotopia, Taraky, Greater Theowherveld, Iontan, Solsevara, Macrasetia, Hashari Darussalam, Rotzka, Mikasuke, Markanite, Xanthorrhoea, Tzo, Dustwind, The Republic of Western Sol, Evertopia, Medetas, Saint Nations, Creeptopia, Fractethyst, Generic Country Name That Is Available, The Galactic American Imperium, Haivon, Liberdon, Reich do Brasil, Reformed Imperis, Pogthebravelandia, DetroitSmash, Chip Skylark, Caribbia, Union of Socialist Irish Republics, Herfenzir, Grimmywelsh, Palman, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Lower Phlebacite, Boroii, Katitania, Anollasia, Immortal Anfield, Frasal, Dieguashon, Zeganas, Republic of Libriano, Allofthenamesaretaken, Prairiesora, Luzfria, Phello, and 152 others.Rauensteinland, Kyrizstanislav, Seranis, The Unidet Of Life, Gewisse, Gal Cradia, Vivolkha, Federal republic of wakanda, Old Atlantica, Ursabeknikov, Cathamye, Randomain, Slaytania, Zachais, Treeford, Namakan, Ear Exploder 9000, New Dracora, Karandanak, Counties of Cracow, Western New Yakern, Coldian, Tausend Seen, Selu-Ahare, Killettland, Better Indonesia, Anime Lovely, Mastodonia, Girls Who Say Bruh, Kaltovar, Nanase Army, Wysrod, Samonaemia, The Snake Brotherhood, Rog Mily, Seantonia, Jabres, Attoree, Houbur, Franconia and Bavaria, City of Saint Nicolas, Bavhia, The African Emirates, Second Peenadian, United Atle Lamton, Telseria, United federation of kurdistan, Internatistan, Puffandria, Panbenzekar, Malayn, Peepostani, The United Regions of Ekriba, Austral Imperium, Alski, Kam-Chatka, New Frysland, Vicim, El Barris, Aquachromia, Holma, SCAPT, Sumuni, Archipel Kerguelen, Feopedbera, TaeKook, The Divine Elephant, Kungur, Danyl, Volsordia, Clan Lynx Remnants, Membatak, Germanitaloslav, Sebbu2, Farno, Maracanau, Neu Trino, Nuremburgia, Sawhirius, AliEN A, Ironica Butterfly, Milanisca, Krystalveil, Thied Isles, Testa, Inhwan, Donnee, Tusenadingia Norgenadingasianglen, Ishkabibber, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, United Wese Godallistedern, Dishind, Yarkutsk, Maalemzya, Derrian Islands, Airday, Grungerock, Roncudo, Germanic and Jewish people, Caxias do Norte, Kierekiko, Strigberg, Ilfarasia, Sanron, VuVuVaz, Vragar, Arnefol, Venmere, Novegia, Dolorado, QuazaFire, Malevos, Asukana WA, Greater Etherial, Cabrito, Asardia, Feinlin, Seriania, Nadatura, Raskana, Dancing Monke, Polterland, YesIdowantcalamarithanks, Northern African Sahara, Free Tuks, Striagro Uspil, Lisokyo, Notshit, Frabe, Entente da madeira, Mucaglana, Buncan, Aurum Port, Clialaad, Violent Trees, United Kolance, Syedians, Pickens Nation, Selinoz, Dieselia, Unity 45, Almatum, Durius, Verbool, Aidang, Deolux, Bondgalm, Navarimill, The Rhythm Nation, Kaprein, Zenbiya, and The Stultocracy.

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