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The God of Jahwe

“the god of all”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Hatchling

Location: Lazarus

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Jahwe

Population30.319 billion

CapitalEverywhere
LeaderJahwe
FaithJudeochristianislamity

Currencygod
AnimalSheep

The God of Jahwe is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jahwe with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.319 billion Jahweans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Everywhere. The average income tax rate is 70.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jahwean economy, worth a remarkable 2,752 trillion gods a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,784 gods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jahwe's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judeochristianislamity.

Jahwe is ranked 233,404th in the world and 7,258th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 23.2181448626 days.

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Largest Populations: 4,299thMost Primitive: 4,844thHighest Economic Output: 8,140thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,503rdMost Patriotic: 11,787thLargest Black Market: 11,824thMost Devout: 12,130thHealthiest Citizens: 12,166thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,387thBest Weather: 16,652ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,657thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,943rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,123rdLowest Crime Rates: 20,523rdMost Subsidized Industry: 21,640thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,061stHighest Food Quality: 23,435thMost Developed: 24,920thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,182ndMost Cultured: 26,490thMost Inclusive: 29,567th
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Largest Populations: 149th in the regionMost Primitive: 252nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 511th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 560th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 573rd in the regionMost Devout: 720th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 738th in the regionBest Weather: 1,034th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,044th in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,051st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jahwe's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Jahwe's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Jahwe was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Jahwe ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Jahwe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Jahwe's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Jahwe's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Jahwe was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Jahwe ceased to exist in Belgium.
  • : Following new legislation in Jahwe, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.

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