The Indigenous Alchemy of Jamberry is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jade D Light with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 41.504 billion Jamberryns love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Svietu. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Jamberryian economy, worth a remarkable 2,134 trillion josks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 51,427 josks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

"Jade D Light got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, and Jamberryns submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamberry's national animal is the ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jamberry is ranked 31,262^nd in the world and 35^th in Canada for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.99 law-abiding acts per hour.