The 11-1 of Jameson Williams is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Waymo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 989 million Jamesonis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Law & Order, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detroit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jamesoni economy, worth 100 trillion kneecaps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 101,922 kneecaps, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 608,804 per year while the poor average 7,775, a ratio of 78.3 to 1.

Vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Waymo is punishable by death, and the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jameson Williams's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jameson Williams is ranked 270,810^th in the world and 4,779^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -160.55 on the Scary Big Number Scale.