The Confederacy of Jamil Reed County is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 10.985 billion Jamil Reed Countyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 42.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Jamil Reed Countyian economy, worth 394 trillion Turnips a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,904 Turnips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, and Jamil Reed County has designated Jamil Reed County City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamil Reed County's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jamil Reed County is ranked 140,362^nd in the world and 273^rd in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.8 law-abiding acts per hour.