The Support Ukraine of Jammlandia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King of Jammlandia with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 9.806 billion Jamlanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Jam Factory. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jammlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,274 trillion Jamcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 231,997 Jamcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, and money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jammlandia's national animal is the Jam Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Jam.

Jammlandia is ranked 4,230^th in the world and 121^st in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 87.9 flags saluted per person per day.