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The Holy Red Ecstasy of Jamulah

“People living deeply have no fear of death.”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Equinox

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Jamulah

Population14.823 billion

CapitalJauharah
LeaderDevi Ashtanga Bhaktinanda Shaktiprasad
FaithSpiritual Hedonism

CurrencyPleasure
AnimalWhite Fox

The Holy Red Ecstasy of Jamulah is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Devi Ashtanga Bhaktinanda Shaktiprasad with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.823 billion Jamulayi enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jauharah. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jamuli economy, worth a remarkable 2,853 trillion Pleasures a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 192,515 Pleasures, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals in Jamulah are too busy serving the needs of Equinox to see Jamulayi, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamulah's national animal is the White Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spiritual Hedonism.

Jamulah is ranked 9,337th in the world and 7th in Equinox for Most Stationary, with 2,460.04146029468 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 354thHighest Drug Use: 426thLargest Welfare Programs: 648thNicest Citizens: 810thMost Pacifist: 825thMost Inclusive: 830thMost Compassionate Citizens: 846thMost Cheerful Citizens: 851stHighest Food Quality: 1,164thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,220thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,436thBest Weather: 1,463rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,515thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,524thMost Cultured: 1,698thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,702ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,014thLargest Governments: 2,112thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,153rdTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,985thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,073rdMost Developed: 3,131stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,424thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,601stSafest: 3,948thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,109thMost Devout: 4,190thLowest Crime Rates: 4,726thSmartest Citizens: 5,070thHealthiest Citizens: 5,580thMost Efficient Economies: 5,624thMost Influential: 6,549thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,873rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,407thHighest Economic Output: 7,794thMost Stationary: 9,337thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,356thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,620thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,723rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,090thHighest Average Incomes: 11,327thMost Income Equality: 12,650thTop
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Nudest: 18,848thLargest Populations: 27,011th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jamulah, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamulah, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamulah, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.
  • : Jamulah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Jamulah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamulah, hospitals in Jamulah are too busy serving the needs of Equinox to see Jamulayi.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamulah, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamulah, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamulah, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • : Jamulah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.

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