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The Republic of Japanese Saturn

“Please don’t invade”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The Interdimensional Community

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Japanese Saturn

Population11.386 billion

CapitalSaturnalia
LeaderHirihoto
FaithHatred

Currencyscumbag coin
AnimalChicken

The Republic of Japanese Saturn is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Hirihoto with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The devout population of 11.386 billion Japanese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saturnalia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.0%.

The Japanese Saturnian economy, worth 622 trillion scumbag coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 54,649 scumbag coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit, the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms, and the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door. Crime is totally unknown. Japanese Saturn's national animal is the Chicken, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Hatred.

Japanese Saturn is ranked 158,046th in the world and 56th in The Interdimensional Community for Most Stationary, with 131.20628408348 days.

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Most Primitive: 13,392ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,485thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 21,619thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,334th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the region

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