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The Star Fox of Jar Wattinree

“Minya Nr, Minya Arda, Minya Aran”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: the Pacific


Jar Wattinree

Population9.564 billion

LeaderFirst Primarch Qui Iudicant

CurrencyE-Wattinrae denarius
AnimalWattinrae kitsune

The Star Fox of Jar Wattinree is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by First Primarch Qui Iudicant with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.564 billion Jar Wattinrae are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Requiem. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Jar Wattinrae economy, worth a remarkable 6,763 trillion E-Wattinrae denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 707,198 E-Wattinrae denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, and it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jar Wattinree's national animal is the Wattinrae kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hristorin.

Jar Wattinree is ranked 1,193rd in the world and 22nd in the Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,558.02 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 20thHighest Poor Incomes: 30thMost Scientifically Advanced: 49thHighest Average Incomes: 75thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 77thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 109thMost Valuable International Artwork: 154thLargest Black Market: 170thMost Corrupt Governments: 236thLargest Insurance Industry: 237thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 251stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 263rdLowest Crime Rates: 272ndMost Devout: 285thLargest Mining Sector: 308thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 325thMost Efficient Economies: 367thMost Subsidized Industry: 418thMost Armed: 429thLargest Governments: 430thSmartest Citizens: 533rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 587thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 640thLargest Agricultural Sector: 838thHighest Average Tax Rates: 888thHighest Economic Output: 1,150thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,193rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,228thMost Developed: 1,235thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,273rdMost Avoided: 1,293rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,508thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,604thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,396thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,396thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,454thMost Influential: 3,047thMost Cultured: 3,298thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,975thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,499thRudest Citizens: 6,577thNudest: 6,738thHealthiest Citizens: 10,863rdTop
Most Authoritarian: 12,105thMost Stationary: 12,865th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionMost Avoided: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 39th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 46th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 57th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 84th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 90th in the regionNudest: 103rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 124th in the regionRudest Citizens: 164th in the regionMost Stationary: 183rd in the regionLargest Populations: 230th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 305th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 475th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 598th in the region

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