The Star Fox of Jar Wattinree is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by First Primarch Qui Iudicant with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.564 billion Jar Wattinrae are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Requiem. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Jar Wattinrae economy, worth a remarkable 6,763 trillion E-Wattinrae denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 707,198 E-Wattinrae denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, and it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jar Wattinree's national animal is the Wattinrae kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hristorin.

Jar Wattinree is ranked 1,193^rd in the world and 22^nd in the Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,558.02 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.