The Sultanate of Jaredistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eziz Buraydah with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 4.32 billion Jaredistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jukkelin. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jaredistanian economy, worth 378 trillion Geols a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,589 Geols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, high school bands practice by moonlight, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaredistan's national animal is the turkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Jaredistan is ranked 58,016^th in the world and 53^rd in Lands End for Largest Governments, scoring 21.05 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.